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Simba, The Silly Banana
Simba, The Silly Banana
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The Curve of Alignment.
The Philosophy: Simba is the specialist of the Forbidden Harvest. While other shapes focus on volume or texture, Simba is defined by its anatomical curve. In a vibrant Transparent Yellow, this borosilicate glass instrument is engineered to reach the internal contours that straight toys often miss. It is a tool for the "Architect" within you—someone who understands that the right angle is more powerful than the most intense vibration.
The Practice:
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The Directional Entry: Simba’s curve is intentional. Apply Orgie Silk Serum and introduce the toy with the curve arching toward your belly button (for G-spot focus) or toward your tailbone (for deep rectal grounding).
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The "Hook" Technique: Once Simba is inserted, use the flared base to create a gentle "come-hither" motion. Because glass does not bend, the pressure is 100% transferred to the internal wall, allowing for a deep-tissue massage of the A-spot or P-spot that silicone cannot achieve.
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Thermal Momentum: The yellow glass holds heat exceptionally well. Warm Simba in water to 38°C (100°F) to relax the pelvic floor. The heat, combined with the specific curve, creates a "melting" sensation that encourages deep muscular release.
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The Fulcrum: Use the base as a pivot point. By slightly tilting the handle, you can shift the internal pressure without needing to move the toy in and out. This allows for a "static-pressure" ritual that is highly meditative and intense.
The Specifications:
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Material: 100% Hand-finished Borosilicate Glass.
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Color: Transparent Yellow.
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Form: Anatomically curved for targeted internal reach.
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Durability: Non-porous, hypoallergenic, and compatible with all lubricants.
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